Clogs are to Death, as Satan is to Eternal Damnation

Do you realilze there are children clopping around in the streets right now wearing clogs? Do you also realize that their parents carelessly laugh off the harm that results from clog wearing? They are subjecting their children to beatings, taunts, and insults. Do they not know how harmful this is to a young childs psyche? Why would they expose their child to this sort of abuse?

There can only be one reason. Their brains have been completely destroyed by the constant clipping and clopping of their own clog wearing feet! You see? You see what sort of damage they can do? Good god man, can't you see what they're doing to the children?!

Just another reason that clogs need to be banned from society, the planet, and shot into space.